01: "I Like Your Shoes"

1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,840 And she can keep them. Everything's fine. You got all 2 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:10,350 that you need Karianna keeper 3 00:00:15,210 --> 00:00:22,590 carrying the keeper for December 1 2021 It's episode one so you 4 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:25,440 need for a podcast. 5 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:29,190 I can see you in action right across from me right now. 6 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:33,420 Fantastic. Oh really? Yeah. This is how this is how the magic is 7 00:00:33,420 --> 00:00:33,690 made. 8 00:00:33,690 --> 00:00:36,210 You're actually sitting there and you're you're kind of you're 9 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:38,790 glowing. You're looking at me like oh my goodness. Like, oh my 10 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:43,620 gosh, a star sitting right across from Korea in the keeper. 11 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:46,860 We have no idea what we're going to do. But we thought it would 12 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:48,330 be a fun idea to do something. 13 00:00:48,510 --> 00:00:51,990 Yes, Adam course me into doing this. Well, I heard the glass of 14 00:00:51,990 --> 00:00:52,980 wine. Thank you. 15 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:57,600 Alright, so the idea started and we're off to a great start. As 16 00:00:57,780 --> 00:01:01,170 we were doing winery Wednesdays before the weather got cold. And 17 00:01:01,170 --> 00:01:04,980 we will go to one of the 116 wineries in Hill Country, Texas, 18 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:09,000 and we were going to you know, basically then come home after 19 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:13,230 we've had some wine and then do a podcast where we talk about 20 00:01:13,620 --> 00:01:15,690 well, we're gonna we're gonna rate them on what was it? 21 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:18,360 ambience? ambience? Yes. 22 00:01:18,390 --> 00:01:23,550 Yeah. The wine of course. Yeah, um, the shokudo reboard and the 23 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:28,590 overall service and hospitality. Yes, yeah. The summer. Yeah, 24 00:01:28,620 --> 00:01:32,460 yes. And we we've done four and we have 112 to go. Yeah. 25 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:39,030 Yeah, so that didn't happen. Not today. But the art. But the 26 00:01:39,030 --> 00:01:40,710 wineries here are pretty cool, actually. 27 00:01:40,740 --> 00:01:43,320 Yeah, yeah. And there's a variety of them, too. And 28 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:46,350 they're not just in there all over hill country. They're not 29 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:47,430 just in Fredericksburg. 30 00:01:48,059 --> 00:01:51,929 So we should we should probably. I don't really know what we're 31 00:01:51,929 --> 00:01:54,569 going to achieve with this. But maybe we'll just just be a fun 32 00:01:54,569 --> 00:01:58,169 chat and people will chime in who knows where we'll go. Yeah. 33 00:01:59,129 --> 00:02:02,249 But But I think we should talk a little bit about hill country 34 00:02:02,249 --> 00:02:05,759 life about leaving Austin. I don't think it's a secret. You 35 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,589 can just set it right there. I don't think it's a secret where 36 00:02:07,589 --> 00:02:10,919 we are. Yeah, everyone kind of knows it is Fredericksburg, 37 00:02:11,969 --> 00:02:15,269 which is not not small. But it's not huge, either. 38 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:18,990 No, it's Star hollow. If people understand that reference from 39 00:02:18,990 --> 00:02:22,290 Gilmore Girls, exactly. Star hollow. Yeah. Even have a market 40 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:23,160 market plot. 41 00:02:23,430 --> 00:02:27,120 We do. If you know where Laura Logan lives, then you know, you 42 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,140 can find us I guess. 43 00:02:28,170 --> 00:02:31,050 Yeah, exactly, exactly. But it was the right decision to get 44 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:33,750 out of Austin. And I think that everything just aligned 45 00:02:34,170 --> 00:02:35,790 perfectly for it to happen. 46 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:40,290 But we've been here for five months now. How do you feel what 47 00:02:40,350 --> 00:02:45,600 I mean? It's it's very different from from where we were in 48 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,990 southeast Austin, although was nice. We had, you know, nice 49 00:02:48,990 --> 00:02:53,160 house on an acre, which was quite Yeah. Special for Austin. 50 00:02:53,190 --> 00:02:57,270 Yeah. And a very diverse neighborhood to the reason that 51 00:02:57,270 --> 00:02:59,760 we left Austin was because of everything that was happening 52 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:03,960 there. And I think that you and I didn't really I mean, we 53 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,970 witnessed what was happening, especially with the homeless 54 00:03:05,970 --> 00:03:08,490 situation. But it wasn't until my sister came into town. And 55 00:03:08,490 --> 00:03:11,640 she was shocked. And that kind of opened her eyes. And we were, 56 00:03:11,910 --> 00:03:13,950 we were like, Yeah, you know, and after finding the homeless 57 00:03:13,950 --> 00:03:18,120 camp on our property, like cats, it's time to go. It's time to go 58 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,520 and then things just in the universe to 59 00:03:20,970 --> 00:03:24,720 remember that was at night, someone was just almost walking. 60 00:03:24,990 --> 00:03:28,290 I think we had put a fence up at some point. And someone was 61 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:31,320 walking bait was still our property, like a whole a whole 62 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,960 part. It was our property. Someone's walking there. Like 63 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,270 hey, you know, what are you doing? Well, I'm just walking 64 00:03:36,270 --> 00:03:39,090 here. Yeah, but this is private property. Well, you're, you 65 00:03:39,090 --> 00:03:41,070 know, you're mean, like voice? 66 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:45,090 No, I distinctly told them that they better get the hell off of 67 00:03:45,090 --> 00:03:46,110 our property. Remember that? 68 00:03:46,829 --> 00:03:52,319 Girl? Hey, Leanna this right? You are mean? I forgot about? 69 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:52,589 Yeah. 70 00:03:53,370 --> 00:03:56,610 I'll take any shit. Um, but yeah, I mean, after the after 71 00:03:56,610 --> 00:04:00,570 Lisa came and visited. We were it was it was evident that that 72 00:04:00,570 --> 00:04:04,410 we were just not not happy with what was going on. And I just 73 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:07,560 one day woke up and said, Hey, how about Fredericksburg. And we 74 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:11,640 found we I found a house. It was the only house we looked at. And 75 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:15,270 it was the house that we ended up buying. And we moved here. 76 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:18,000 And it's been it's been fantastic. I mean, 77 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:22,200 a little bit about about Austin still because it wasn't it now 78 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:25,530 it sounds like it was just the homelessness and which by the 79 00:04:25,530 --> 00:04:30,150 way, how about the Dell Foundation, donated $36.6 80 00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:33,570 million to Mobile Loaves and Fishes who community first 81 00:04:33,570 --> 00:04:36,900 village we've been supporting for what? Four years? Five years 82 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:37,320 now made 83 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,680 fantastic. Yeah, no, yes. I love that. But it wasn't just the 84 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,300 homeless issue. It was 85 00:04:42,330 --> 00:04:45,900 South Austin that was supposed to be all this investment and 86 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:48,780 they really let it go to shit. I mean, especially during the 87 00:04:48,780 --> 00:04:53,130 lockdown, just like screw it. Anyone east of I 95 You're not 88 00:04:53,130 --> 00:04:53,520 worth it. 89 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,430 It looked like a third world country. And it wasn't only that 90 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:59,850 it was the noise the constant noise that was happening. It was 91 00:04:59,850 --> 00:05:01,080 the traffic. Yeah, 92 00:05:01,110 --> 00:05:04,290 losing control of all kinds of ordinances. 93 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:08,700 Well, and you had the city that, that the infrastructure wasn't 94 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:10,200 built to accommodate the growth. 95 00:05:10,230 --> 00:05:12,210 Are we just old boomers? And maybe 96 00:05:13,259 --> 00:05:14,519 we just got some wine. 97 00:05:15,719 --> 00:05:19,709 Cheers. We just do as old boomers who are just like, hey, 98 00:05:19,709 --> 00:05:23,129 it's 10 o'clock. Well, you are. It's 10 o'clock. I just take my 99 00:05:23,129 --> 00:05:25,529 hearing. I'm done. Oh, here. Yeah, 100 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:28,409 yeah, I could hear everything like the night that Biden won 101 00:05:28,409 --> 00:05:31,709 the, the Mexicans party till 5:30am. 102 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:34,109 But I was, I was okay. Well, yeah, 103 00:05:34,110 --> 00:05:36,720 but I had to go to work that didn't work for me. 104 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:39,630 You guys have your night. That's fine. So it 105 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:42,570 was a multitude of issues we wanted more land to and so 106 00:05:42,570 --> 00:05:46,560 that's why we we started looking in Spicewood marble Marble Falls 107 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:46,920 we look 108 00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:50,310 for your your vegetable garden. That's what we wanted more land 109 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:54,090 or for the Academy. happening. It's happening. Ham radio, and 110 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:57,210 I'm still I'm still planning on the last house not up 111 00:05:57,210 --> 00:06:01,140 yet. So so yeah. So everything just kind of it. The universe 112 00:06:01,140 --> 00:06:05,370 just opened up. And we just landed here. And I absolutely 113 00:06:05,430 --> 00:06:08,400 love the people there kind I love the fact that there isn't a 114 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:14,040 lot of traffic. I I just enjoy it. I love our home. I love that 115 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,510 we don't have anybody close to us. 116 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:18,180 Your whole your whole life changed. Yeah, I mean, our whole 117 00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:21,570 life changed. But you left rmhc Yeah. Which has kind of been, 118 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:26,340 you know, a while in the working in the works. And you know, so 119 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,850 that's, that's more than just a house change in a neighborhood 120 00:06:29,850 --> 00:06:30,420 change. 121 00:06:30,450 --> 00:06:33,420 Yeah, but I think I've adapted really well. Really, really 122 00:06:33,420 --> 00:06:38,340 well. So yeah, it's comfortable. It's, yeah, I absolutely love 123 00:06:38,340 --> 00:06:42,750 it. The thing that I that is a little disappointing to me for 124 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:47,550 Fredericksburg is there's no big box stores here. So there's no 125 00:06:47,550 --> 00:06:48,120 target. 126 00:06:48,150 --> 00:06:51,360 There's no point. That's the whole beauty of it is 127 00:06:51,390 --> 00:06:54,630 that sometimes you'd like to just go to Target and just do 128 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:54,990 San 129 00:06:54,990 --> 00:06:55,590 Antonio. 130 00:06:56,910 --> 00:06:59,160 But I can live with that. I can live with that. And 131 00:06:59,190 --> 00:07:01,950 Fredericksburg is growing. A lot of people are moving here and 132 00:07:01,950 --> 00:07:02,730 more restaurants are 133 00:07:02,730 --> 00:07:05,760 true. Is it? Like where are they? Where are they all in the 134 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,790 outskirts of town? There are expanding its 135 00:07:08,820 --> 00:07:11,640 Yes. It's expanding in the unincorporated areas. A lot of 136 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:15,630 subdivisions are being built. Oh, yeah. A lot. A lot. So. But 137 00:07:15,630 --> 00:07:17,850 yeah, it's been I think it's been a great transition. And 138 00:07:17,850 --> 00:07:20,310 this is our first Christmas in the house and you want to tell 139 00:07:20,310 --> 00:07:24,330 people what you're doing now? Yeah, I am. I'm in sales. Right 140 00:07:24,330 --> 00:07:29,190 now. I work for a high end furniture boutique. And I love 141 00:07:29,190 --> 00:07:32,430 selling I love selling period. And I'm pretty good at it. 142 00:07:32,430 --> 00:07:32,910 Actually, 143 00:07:32,940 --> 00:07:38,070 this is this is so so good. Because I've always said, If you 144 00:07:38,070 --> 00:07:40,680 want a great salesperson, find someone who works at a 145 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:45,540 nonprofit. And it's so true, but you actually like you really dig 146 00:07:45,540 --> 00:07:49,200 it. You are like now you're doing long sale. You know, 147 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:53,160 people come back in like three days for some huge order. Yeah, 148 00:07:53,190 --> 00:07:57,210 I had my highest sale last week, which was some 35,000 Yeah, 149 00:07:57,210 --> 00:08:00,270 sure. Y'all, y'all god. I'm a storyteller. And I'm a 150 00:08:00,270 --> 00:08:03,630 communicator. So I, you know, I talk to people and I get to know 151 00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:06,510 them. And I share my stories, and I develop this relationship 152 00:08:06,510 --> 00:08:10,860 with them. And it turns out, it turns out great, and it's not. I 153 00:08:10,860 --> 00:08:13,800 like the achievement of it. It's not has nothing to do with the 154 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,200 Commission, because the commission is nice, but it's the 155 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,810 achievement of actually closing the sale that I really, really 156 00:08:18,810 --> 00:08:22,500 dig. I really like it. Yeah. Yeah, I should go on and sell 157 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:24,420 like houses or cars or something. Maybe? 158 00:08:25,290 --> 00:08:31,470 Yeah. Yeah. There's a thought. I don't know about cars. What cars 159 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:35,970 could do cars is programmatic? Yeah, it's cars a little bit 160 00:08:35,970 --> 00:08:39,960 slimy. You know, you're, you're getting people to finance stuff, 161 00:08:39,990 --> 00:08:43,740 you know, like, hey, you know, we'll finance this. It will wash 162 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:46,230 your car every time you bring it in. And when you pre finance 163 00:08:46,230 --> 00:08:49,320 that, and all Yeah, I think I kind of slide Yeah, 164 00:08:49,380 --> 00:08:52,890 I just threw that out there. But I think that I'm just surprised 165 00:08:52,890 --> 00:08:56,730 at how much I enjoy the sales experience, how much I really 166 00:08:56,730 --> 00:09:01,110 enjoy achieving it, and exceeding goals. And I just, I 167 00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:03,840 never thought that I would, and I really, really do as long as 168 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:06,600 you have a good product, right? Yeah. You have to believe in the 169 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:11,310 product too. Yeah. Well, prior to when I left rmhc I started 170 00:09:11,310 --> 00:09:15,600 working at J Crew in the mall, a clothing store, and I absolutely 171 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:20,040 loved it there. Loved it and crushed all those 172 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:25,440 little millennial girls, Zoomer girls just weep. You were 173 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,530 drinking their tears from your coffee cup. Great. 174 00:09:28,530 --> 00:09:31,260 And if they tried to steal sale for me, I was all over them like 175 00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:34,470 white on rice. I was like, not let them get away with it. Get 176 00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:38,430 away with it. For sure. No, and I really liked it and I and I 177 00:09:38,850 --> 00:09:42,240 was able to develop my sales technique of helping people 178 00:09:42,330 --> 00:09:46,680 helping style people. And yeah, it was great. It was great. I 179 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:49,620 loved it. Even even though you know our friends are all pretty 180 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:52,410 cool, whether they're, regardless of political 181 00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:55,890 persuasion or any other issues about the difference between 182 00:09:56,100 --> 00:10:02,670 just general life and how people interact with each other in 183 00:10:02,730 --> 00:10:05,220 Austin versus out here. 184 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:12,000 There seems to be many more like minded people here that realize 185 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,480 that the, there's a lot going on, as opposed to people who are 186 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:21,360 asleep in Austin. Um, so being surrounded by like minded people 187 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:26,160 has been easier for me. But in Austin, I mean, we didn't really 188 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:28,800 see many of our friends and the friends that we did see, we're 189 00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:32,460 we're generally like minded, so but the friends of ours that 190 00:10:32,550 --> 00:10:34,500 think differently, I didn't really get a chance to spend 191 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:37,260 much time with them in the last two years because of this mess 192 00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:37,560 that we're 193 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:40,320 in. We've actually had, you know, people that we know from, 194 00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:44,160 from years ago popping up and saying, holy crap, we come out 195 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:49,110 and chat and yeah, that seems to be that seems to be the hardest 196 00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:52,350 part for people is that they can't talk to many people or 197 00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:55,020 they're afraid to or they don't have any place where they feel 198 00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:59,370 safe enough. They have a safe space to talk about, you know, 199 00:10:59,370 --> 00:11:03,420 just even if it's even if it's questioning certain health, 200 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,720 health regulations, you know, 201 00:11:07,290 --> 00:11:10,650 I would have to say here in Fredericksburg to pretty much 202 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:15,090 everybody is disappointed in the current administration. Here. 203 00:11:15,330 --> 00:11:18,870 Yeah, they're, they're feeling it. They're feeling it. And I 204 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:21,510 never I didn't have conversations like that with my 205 00:11:21,510 --> 00:11:24,120 friends in Austin. We'll find we'll find out the Saturday a 206 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,370 bunch of friends are from Austin are coming over and we'll it'll 207 00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:28,080 be interesting to hear their perspective. 208 00:11:28,260 --> 00:11:35,070 Oh, man, I'm not going to talk politics with them. No, no, 209 00:11:35,130 --> 00:11:37,920 absolutely not. I know exactly. 210 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,320 What do you think about those gas prices? 211 00:11:42,210 --> 00:11:44,400 No, no, no, no, 212 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:48,000 no, but no. I mean, I just the the people here are just nice 213 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,780 and kind. And there's nobody, there's nobody harassing you on 214 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:54,690 the street. And I mean, the local law enforcement will not 215 00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:55,890 put up with that at all 216 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:58,860 right? And I like that. It just feels to me like, man, do 217 00:11:58,860 --> 00:12:01,110 whatever you want. Whatever you want. You know, it's like, 218 00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:06,450 nothing seems like a big deal. Like this. No one's looking at 219 00:12:06,450 --> 00:12:08,970 each other's shit all day long. Yeah. And maybe it's just 220 00:12:08,970 --> 00:12:11,430 because it's so few people. There's not enough people to be 221 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:14,190 looking at you. But yeah, I mean, just a bit like that. 222 00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:17,430 Yeah. In the store, though, where I work. It's a high end 223 00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:20,430 home decor. And there's a lot of furnishings in there and 224 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:25,560 fabrics. And we do get the occasional drunk bachelorette 225 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,720 that walks in, because Fredericksburg is huge for 226 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,760 bachelorette parties. And so they come in, they have their 227 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:32,940 open wine. And I have to tell them to put their wine down. And 228 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:35,490 sometimes they don't like that. But they're usually tourists. 229 00:12:35,490 --> 00:12:38,130 They're not, they're not residents here. So I get the 230 00:12:38,130 --> 00:12:40,530 occasional snarky person like 231 00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:43,740 that. Yeah. And they have no reason to be snarky. 232 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,260 They're drunk. They're drunk. 233 00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:50,820 You can you kind of open container here and in 234 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:51,420 Fredericksburg, 235 00:12:51,449 --> 00:12:53,699 usually we like a sauce to people because they end up 236 00:12:53,699 --> 00:12:55,139 buying more stuff. Yeah. 237 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:59,070 I find it amazing how and you're meeting all kinds of 238 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,240 celebrities. Oh, yeah. 239 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:03,390 Yeah, I met Cheryl Ladd. She walked into the store and I'm 240 00:13:03,390 --> 00:13:06,330 looking at her and I turned to her and I said classic move. I 241 00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:09,120 said, has anybody ever told you you look like Cheryl lat? And 242 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,820 she said, I am sure. I got my 243 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,450 How does she look? How does she look? She's what? 70 now 244 00:13:15,570 --> 00:13:20,760 72 She teeny tiny to she looks great. That's a great plastic 245 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,310 surgeon. Looks great. Very natural. 246 00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:27,930 Hold on a second. And we take a look. Let me see. Oh, 247 00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:30,720 Bernie. She lives in Bernie, Texas. Oh, really? Yeah. 248 00:13:31,350 --> 00:13:32,550 She have the brunette hair. 249 00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:33,420 No spawn. 250 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:37,890 Well, this is fine. I'm just trying to get the she looks a 251 00:13:37,890 --> 00:13:43,380 little bit like Kristen Bell's mom in a way. Yeah. Yeah, I 252 00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:47,520 suppose. Yeah, I was I was not into her as a kid. I'm looking 253 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:50,640 at some of the old old pictures. She was too scrawny. Skinny, 254 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:51,960 Tiny. Yes. She's super 255 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,600 tiny. So she came in the store. Shannen Doherty came in the 256 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:58,080 store with her husband, man, how does she look? You know, she's 257 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,020 been battling breast cancer. So she can't make any fun of her 258 00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:04,620 now. That's all good. Don't. Okay. I mean, she looked like 259 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:07,410 she does on television. 260 00:14:07,439 --> 00:14:09,959 And she looks a little bit like a younger Roseanne Barr. I'm 261 00:14:09,959 --> 00:14:13,109 just calling one after another here. I mean, this is this is so 262 00:14:13,109 --> 00:14:16,709 obvious what's going on here. Okay. She came in. Just her 263 00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:18,599 face. Not Not anything. Yeah. 264 00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:21,990 Ellen DeGeneres. His makeup artists came in I met her I 265 00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:25,380 actually I actually have her contact information. I want to 266 00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:30,000 be her friend. And then this other woman came in 267 00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:33,870 who is some? Some Ellen dirt? No, 268 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:36,390 no. She She said that Elon has been very good to her and her 269 00:14:36,390 --> 00:14:39,510 family and I you know, I respect that but I want to be your 270 00:14:39,510 --> 00:14:44,940 friend. Why? Because I liked her. I liked her energy. And 271 00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:49,770 then I met a woman who is very high up at beauty, beauty 272 00:14:49,770 --> 00:14:54,450 counter cosmetics, so she was really nice. Jenna Elfman just 273 00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:57,570 came in from dharma. And Greg, remember that show? I don't know 274 00:14:57,570 --> 00:15:01,470 what she's been to recently. She came in Of course Lara Logan 275 00:15:01,470 --> 00:15:02,370 can't comes in. 276 00:15:02,609 --> 00:15:08,309 See Jenna Elfman. She kind of looks the same, doesn't she? 277 00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:13,620 So I've met more celebs than I have in hill country. And I have 278 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:15,870 the personal contact information. So 279 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:20,700 I slide into their DMS. All right. Jack Dorsey DM me. 280 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:27,090 Yes, I know you showed me so yeah, so it's it's amazing. I 281 00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:29,670 apparently they're I don't know what what did are we let her 282 00:15:29,670 --> 00:15:32,910 tell us that we're between four and six billionaires that live 283 00:15:32,910 --> 00:15:33,600 in Fredericksburg. 284 00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:36,450 No more billionaires in Texas live live in this air in this 285 00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:41,160 direct area than in Dallas, I think. Yeah, it's. Yeah, but you 286 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:44,820 wouldn't know it. Yeah. Like no bird dog across the way. You 287 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:47,190 know, he sitting on millions of dollars worth of property or 288 00:15:47,190 --> 00:15:51,420 they're living in his RV? Yeah, yes. Yeah. Yeah. 289 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:54,960 Yeah. Nice bird dog. Yeah, but it's, it's great. How do you 290 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:55,680 like it out here? 291 00:15:56,430 --> 00:16:02,850 I fucking love it out here. I really do. I love all the people 292 00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:05,940 that were that we're getting to know because it's pretty basic. 293 00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:11,220 You know? For me, I'm in prepper mode. I'm like, doesn't matter. 294 00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:15,450 If anything's gonna happen. It's fun putting shit together. And 295 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,030 having you know, all these different people that we know. 296 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:21,930 Yeah, that's, that's nice. Yeah. Yeah, it's really good. Yeah, it 297 00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:25,890 is good. And, you know, like, oh, Texas. Slim wants to have 298 00:16:25,890 --> 00:16:28,620 lunch next week. Okay. Yeah. So people like that. You know, 299 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:32,700 these are these are they're they're trying to make sure that 300 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,490 certain stuff happens. That will be okay. 301 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:38,910 Yeah. And yeah, exactly. The people that we've met here have 302 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:42,180 been really like, they're like of earth people are like, 303 00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:46,080 grounded in the earth plane. Just good. Just goodness. 304 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:50,520 Yeah, like we so we, we have this like common property. 305 00:16:51,870 --> 00:16:55,350 There's a couple of houses out here share. And this one 306 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:59,340 beautiful neighbors of ours of ours Dilbert. You know, he was 307 00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:02,130 hanging up Christmas decorations, as I do it every 308 00:17:02,130 --> 00:17:03,360 year. Well, 309 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:07,260 so that people understand we live in a very small 310 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:11,280 subdivision, which is what about 16? Lots that range between 311 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,760 three to five acres? Like there's a house? Yeah, maybe 312 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:17,430 five or six house six houses with the one being built next to 313 00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:21,510 us. So it's super small. So we don't have an HOA, but this this 314 00:17:21,570 --> 00:17:25,650 neighbor of ours Dilbert he takes care of the common area, 315 00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:29,220 and he hung up Christmas decorations and just out of the 316 00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:32,700 goodness of his heart. And that that just yeah, that resonates 317 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:33,570 with me. I like that. 318 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:37,050 Well, he's also an expert. So I think he's a Tony versus a 319 00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:40,920 shorba. Yes. Was he they're retired. They were in DC. His 320 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:44,760 wife was Department of Homeland Security. He was in, like, 321 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:50,100 finance in the Pentagon or something. I think I think 322 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:54,240 you're right. I think we need to mind. There's so many military 323 00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:57,690 intelligence people out here. It's not even funny. I know. 324 00:17:57,750 --> 00:18:00,480 There's like, Oh, yeah. That's a guy from Special Forces lives. 325 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,830 There. He goes there and 326 00:18:01,889 --> 00:18:05,909 yeah, yeah. It's crazy. Yeah, yeah. We need to invite Dilbert 327 00:18:05,909 --> 00:18:08,099 over Hey, Dilbert. And Dogbert. Why not? 328 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,379 Do they have homeschools here? 329 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:16,440 So far removed from that? I have no idea. I would assume they do. 330 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:17,100 I don't know. 331 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,550 I would just say you never hear about school shootings and 332 00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:21,210 homeschools. 333 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,350 Do you don't 334 00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:26,820 know. What does that tell you? What does that tell you have it 335 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,910 I have not heard. We got to read. We got to reinvent stuff. 336 00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:34,380 We got to reinvent humanity. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. 337 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,300 I think that's slowly starting to happen. 338 00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:43,440 I don't know. Although, was it? Dana, Hollywood producer, Dana, 339 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:46,740 is I don't think his wife doesn't really listen to the 340 00:18:46,740 --> 00:18:50,490 show, Alex. But they were in the car and he was kind of forcing 341 00:18:50,490 --> 00:18:53,220 her to listen and then but he was really into it. She's a 342 00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:56,430 lawyer. And she knew that all the COL Rittenhouse stuff was 343 00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:59,820 all you know, she knew what was going down with the case was but 344 00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:04,620 she hadn't heard the media coverage. Oh, she's like, any 345 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:06,690 attention to know was I don't think I don't know if she 346 00:19:06,690 --> 00:19:09,240 watches it or not. But she did. She hadn't heard that she hadn't 347 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,940 had heard any of that media coverage. Like holy crap. Is 348 00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:16,800 that what's really going on? Wow. Yeah. So you know, huh. So 349 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:19,890 it's kind of a reverse. Reverse wakeup, you know, 350 00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:23,340 Mm hm. It's happened a few times with people that wasn't 351 00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:25,860 really that was a really important one. So many people 352 00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:29,370 have said, Oh, hold on. I was you told me that Anna from Young 353 00:19:29,370 --> 00:19:32,040 Turks and was that a clip? 354 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:37,380 I saw on Twitter. I'm sure there was a there was a clip. I saw it 355 00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:40,740 on Twitter feel poorly prepared? Yeah, there was a lot of people 356 00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:44,490 that thought that he had shot three black people. And 357 00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:48,240 obviously because of the way that the mainstream media had 358 00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:52,860 had formed the narrative that was following it now I'm falling 359 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:53,430 just laying. 360 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,370 Oh, yeah. Tell me what do you what are you learning growth 361 00:19:56,370 --> 00:20:04,680 because this is your season. So here's how it works. Tina will 362 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:08,250 be you just following all kinds of stuff. I mean, you're really, 363 00:20:08,430 --> 00:20:11,670 I'm a Twitter addict. I really am a Twitter addict. And then I 364 00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:12,120 go, 365 00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:16,410 it's sometimes it's concerning. But you do your chores, so I'm 366 00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:19,500 not too worried. Worried about it? 367 00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:24,150 No, I'm definitely that's where I get a bulk of my news. And 368 00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:26,160 then I'll go down rabbit holes, or sometimes they'll just read 369 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:29,370 you headlines, and then you'll dispute them immediately. And I 370 00:20:29,370 --> 00:20:31,350 always think that I'm catching you like, did you know about 371 00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:34,140 this? And you're like, Yeah, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, damn 372 00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:34,380 it. 373 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:38,430 No, but you. Did you got how many times I say send it to me. 374 00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:41,910 Oh, definitely no agenda producers. 375 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:47,790 More than that more, so much more. Thank you. Just that mic 376 00:20:47,790 --> 00:20:50,730 is good on you. Oh, good. Yeah, that's the that's how was it? 377 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:55,350 Who gave it to you at the bash? RC Dave Hellman. I want to say. 378 00:20:57,300 --> 00:21:01,710 This is the gnomon This is the T 103. Microphone. It's like an 379 00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:05,430 $1,100 mic. Wow. Yeah, of course. We flip on the regular 380 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:09,150 mic like I have and there's a big noise. 381 00:21:09,630 --> 00:21:13,230 This place is like janky studio. Oh, yeah. Help kind of 382 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:13,620 equipment. 383 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:17,340 And so So of course, this is a high end studio microphone it 384 00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:21,030 needs to a wind screen in front of it, which I didn't have 385 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:25,380 handy. So yes, luckily, luckily you still had a pantyhose where 386 00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:25,830 we put the 387 00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:28,830 1990s a big cut off the foot 388 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:32,040 was sucked it up over the over the noise. 389 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:37,830 Anyway, so you know, the just Layne Maxwell. I've just been 390 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:41,220 getting snippets people. There's a whole Twitter thread. There 391 00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:44,160 was a young girl. She's not a young girl anymore. But a girl 392 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:47,430 when she was 14 was talking about how she was basically 393 00:21:47,430 --> 00:21:51,330 groomed. And she was talking about who was on the plane. And 394 00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:54,780 what Jeffrey Epstein would do to her and how just Lane was 395 00:21:55,350 --> 00:21:58,350 involved in it. And it's pretty damning evidence. And 396 00:21:58,350 --> 00:21:59,340 this is a Jane Doe. We 397 00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:03,390 don't know. Yeah, they refer to her as Jane but they they preyed 398 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:08,550 upon her when she was 14. And she came from a rough family. If 399 00:22:08,550 --> 00:22:11,550 you think her her parents were divorced, or you know, they were 400 00:22:11,550 --> 00:22:14,130 poor, and so they preyed on young girls like that these 401 00:22:14,130 --> 00:22:17,100 stories, these are all known. This is nothing is new. And all 402 00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:20,730 the reporting right down to Yeah, even though interesting. 403 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:25,230 Was it 700 hours of flight time were accidentally released by 404 00:22:25,230 --> 00:22:28,530 the FAA. Yeah, uh huh. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Coincidences 405 00:22:28,530 --> 00:22:30,390 like that, oh, it's amazing. But 406 00:22:30,419 --> 00:22:34,169 this, this particular woman was paid out of the Epstein victim 407 00:22:34,169 --> 00:22:36,539 fund. I don't know that I had that. So she received money. And 408 00:22:36,539 --> 00:22:39,899 she still tested $5 million settlement of what she said she 409 00:22:39,899 --> 00:22:43,739 got 2.9 million. Yeah. Well, then how can she testify? 410 00:22:44,219 --> 00:22:47,369 I don't, I don't know. Why don't you know this? 411 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:52,950 Because it wasn't in the Twitter thread that I read. That's why I 412 00:22:52,950 --> 00:22:56,760 was just reading her testimony. So but yeah, let me she said 413 00:22:56,760 --> 00:23:04,290 that. Clinton. Trump was on the airplane. Why guess there's new 414 00:23:04,290 --> 00:23:06,150 news about Jay Z coming out. 415 00:23:06,180 --> 00:23:10,650 I remember. I remember. Trump was very confident about that. 416 00:23:10,830 --> 00:23:14,610 And I think he did fly on the plane. But without Epstein and 417 00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:17,220 not to the island. It was, you know, I was like, I need to 418 00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:21,150 borrow a plane. And somehow it was his I mean, I think that's 419 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,400 what I heard. I heard I heard I don't know something 420 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,260 was his aircraft and he 421 00:23:25,290 --> 00:23:29,730 hate it when that happens. I tell you, I used to have a 422 00:23:29,730 --> 00:23:35,580 private aviation helicopter. There's nothing you did. Yeah. 423 00:23:36,690 --> 00:23:42,690 BT fortina blew it all baby sorry. Damn it. Yeah. Nothing 424 00:23:42,690 --> 00:23:46,620 like you know, being in London having done a day of shopping in 425 00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:49,830 like, okay, let's fly back and then your helicopter doesn't 426 00:23:49,830 --> 00:23:55,110 work. Oh, whoa. Oh, yeah. And then you got to go to Gatwick 427 00:23:55,110 --> 00:24:00,030 and with the plebs like Guy problem. Oh, my God. It's truly 428 00:24:00,030 --> 00:24:03,900 the worst. Just the worst anyway, so that you wait, the 429 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:07,050 flying car is coming. It will be in our garage. It'll be five 430 00:24:07,050 --> 00:24:10,620 years but I'm keeping this car until the flying car. Okay. 431 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:11,550 Okay. 432 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,680 Anyway, getting back to just laying just Lane's trial, that's 433 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,320 all that I know is that they had this young girl on well, they 434 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,990 had the pilot on who talked about who was on the flight. And 435 00:24:21,990 --> 00:24:25,290 then they had the girl and she was going into detail and like, 436 00:24:25,290 --> 00:24:28,770 what about how she was Lord and they went took her to Victoria's 437 00:24:28,770 --> 00:24:31,860 Secrets and they bought her all this lingerie and how they told 438 00:24:31,860 --> 00:24:35,640 her to go into a room and massage Geoffrey? How it turned 439 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,630 into an orgy and how he wanted her to sit on a space and yeah, 440 00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:42,480 yeah. So 441 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,270 yeah, we just got kicked off of Apple. We're not even on Apple. 442 00:24:45,270 --> 00:24:46,830 I'm not going to put this on iTunes. 443 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,940 I'm just repeating what I the what I learned. So 444 00:24:51,570 --> 00:24:54,990 that's what's really nothing new then. Yeah, all kinds of what is 445 00:24:54,990 --> 00:24:57,300 the pilot gonna say? Yeah, these people on the plane. We kind of 446 00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:57,750 knew that. 447 00:24:57,780 --> 00:25:01,830 Yeah, yeah. So yeah, anyway, So that's the big thing going on. 448 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:05,430 But what we were talking about earlier, and I can't remember, 449 00:25:05,730 --> 00:25:10,530 was it. We had this whole slew of CEOs resigning. And it was I 450 00:25:10,530 --> 00:25:13,770 think, around the time Bob Iger from Disney resigned, and but it 451 00:25:13,770 --> 00:25:19,140 was also, I thought, somehow, the timing I can recall us 452 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:24,270 talking about that being around an Epstein. I remember that, but 453 00:25:24,270 --> 00:25:27,090 I don't remember. And that was now we have a whole bunch of 454 00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:30,600 other CEOs all resigning. Yeah. I don't remember when that was. 455 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,510 These are the Epstein talking about that. You know this. Yeah. 456 00:25:33,540 --> 00:25:36,270 Well, I've noticed it. Yeah. I noticed that that they said, 457 00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:39,960 well, there's this is coincidental. CEOs are resigning 458 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,690 right when this just not just Layne Maxwell trial is 459 00:25:42,690 --> 00:25:45,510 happening. And but I think that you can connect anything to 460 00:25:45,510 --> 00:25:49,380 anything. So I, I don't know knows. Who knows. I don't know. 461 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,740 That's what a podcast is all about. You got to connect 462 00:25:52,770 --> 00:25:57,120 things. Things. Don't make anything by the way. I just I 463 00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:01,620 just need to thank the Jeff Smith. Because he did such a 464 00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:10,410 great job on this. Listen to this ship. So good. This is the 465 00:26:10,410 --> 00:26:11,190 instrumental 466 00:26:12,390 --> 00:26:13,260 Good job, Adam. 467 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:19,470 Where is it? Oh, here it is. This is the one Yeah. You gave a 468 00:26:19,470 --> 00:26:26,490 directive to him, which was so funny here. He was He said, 469 00:26:26,490 --> 00:26:28,230 Well, what do you want? And what did you tell him? 470 00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:32,460 I said, I wanted something that was sort of had an Incubus vibe 471 00:26:32,490 --> 00:26:36,660 to it. Yeah. And this is what he came back with. And he nailed it 472 00:26:36,690 --> 00:26:38,340 first completely nailed. It 473 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:44,520 was cool. Yeah. So as we, as we build whatever this is, as we 474 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,190 figure out what we're doing, which we did, and we need to 475 00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:51,180 hear from you, you can email everything, all of your 476 00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:52,500 suggestions. 477 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,280 Tell us what you want to hear less. I mean, we have so many 478 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,470 stories, I can tell you how I met Adam, 479 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:02,580 to tell you tell. You tell that story. Mine as well. My goal 480 00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:03,840 you want me to tell the whole story? 481 00:27:06,570 --> 00:27:08,580 Is that something that should be behind a paywall? 482 00:27:09,810 --> 00:27:13,680 No, no, let's see. Um, I remember. Okay, I started 483 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:17,730 working at Ronald McDonald House charities in 2014. Team. And the 484 00:27:17,730 --> 00:27:23,610 CEO had mentioned in a meeting that she was having a potential 485 00:27:23,610 --> 00:27:26,970 donor come by, and that he used to work for MTV. And I said, 486 00:27:26,970 --> 00:27:29,610 Well, who is it? And she said, Adam curry, and I'm like, Oh, I 487 00:27:29,610 --> 00:27:33,030 know who you who he is. Because I remember him from MTV. And I 488 00:27:33,060 --> 00:27:35,160 remember having a little bit of a crush on 489 00:27:35,189 --> 00:27:37,199 Ah, there it is. 490 00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:44,370 And then I remember him coming in with his second wife. And all 491 00:27:44,370 --> 00:27:47,070 I remember is I looked over and like pan, those people are 492 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:51,420 really tall, tall they are. And I didn't really have a 493 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:54,030 conversation with you. It wasn't until about six months later, 494 00:27:54,030 --> 00:27:58,110 and we were at a donor event. And that was November 2014. And 495 00:27:58,110 --> 00:28:01,140 I was already divorced. And I think you were in the throes of 496 00:28:01,170 --> 00:28:05,340 getting ready to bail. We just had a huge fight. Yeah. When you 497 00:28:05,370 --> 00:28:08,340 before the coming to the donor event. And I remember coming up 498 00:28:08,340 --> 00:28:12,240 to you, just because I wanted to make conversation because I that 499 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,420 was my role. I had to mingle with the donors, and you brought 500 00:28:15,420 --> 00:28:18,330 it and I knew you were I knew you were celeb. And I was like, 501 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:23,250 Hey, I walked over with these chocolates that were they were 502 00:28:23,730 --> 00:28:25,590 blueberries made out of blueberries. And they had a 503 00:28:25,650 --> 00:28:28,470 bunch of antioxidants. And I said, Oh, you need to try these 504 00:28:28,470 --> 00:28:30,060 chocolates are really great. They're filled with 505 00:28:30,060 --> 00:28:33,060 antioxidants. And Adam turned to me. And he said, with that 506 00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:35,460 figure, you don't have to worry about that. And I was like, 507 00:28:35,460 --> 00:28:39,390 whew, the wife was standing right next to him. And boy, if 508 00:28:39,390 --> 00:28:41,490 looks could kill, she would have killed him right on the spot 509 00:28:41,490 --> 00:28:45,600 there. And I was like, alright, this bag, I'm walking away. 510 00:28:46,830 --> 00:28:48,360 I can't believe you talk to me at all. 511 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:54,360 I was like, what do ya. So then fast forward? What six months 512 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:58,350 later? And you had agreed to MC our major fundraiser? 513 00:28:58,409 --> 00:29:01,649 Just honestly, did I remember that moment? 514 00:29:01,830 --> 00:29:03,600 But you remember meeting me that? Oh, yeah. I 515 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,000 remember the whole thing. I remember say I remember making 516 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,020 the joke. And I what I do not remember is feeling bad about 517 00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:14,670 making it towards towards my then almost ex-wife. Yeah. At 518 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:17,940 all. Yeah. I do not remember feeling or more I'd probably 519 00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:20,100 didn't even think about is being rude. So let 520 00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:23,430 me ask you this. When you came to the meeting, we had that 521 00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:28,320 first meeting. Did you remember me from that first time that I 522 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,720 was at the donor event or not? Really? Not really? Okay. That's 523 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:30,990 I mean, I 524 00:29:30,990 --> 00:29:33,210 don't think so. That's fine. Right? I'd like to shoes. 525 00:29:33,540 --> 00:29:36,960 Yes, you did. You did. So we are in this. So anyway, he was 526 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,630 coming to the Ronald McDonald House for a meeting and I was 527 00:29:39,630 --> 00:29:43,050 like, oh, Adam curry is coming. And my work colleague said yeah. 528 00:29:43,050 --> 00:29:46,200 And I go, is this wife coming? She said, Oh, no, he's divorced. 529 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,330 And she's in Mexico now. 530 00:29:51,510 --> 00:29:52,410 You do the voices. 531 00:29:53,129 --> 00:29:56,669 Oh, interesting. So we went into the meeting and 532 00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:02,670 were you just walking around? Wild and unattached, unavailable 533 00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:04,950 that you're like, Ooh, interesting. What was up with 534 00:30:04,950 --> 00:30:05,490 that? No, I 535 00:30:05,490 --> 00:30:08,340 was hanging out with somebody. Somebody 536 00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:12,989 hanging out. Yeah. I like that. You say that? Yeah. Hang it on 537 00:30:12,989 --> 00:30:13,079 the 538 00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:19,739 side. So we had this meeting and then after the after the 539 00:30:19,739 --> 00:30:23,699 meeting, we were walking out and I had these herringbone shoes 540 00:30:23,699 --> 00:30:26,279 on. They were black and white and Adams that I really liked 541 00:30:26,279 --> 00:30:29,639 your shoes. It remind me it's ska. So he walked out the door 542 00:30:29,639 --> 00:30:35,039 and I turned to my colleague and I go, who has no idea. And then 543 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:39,810 what scar scar was getting a madness selector. This was a 544 00:30:39,810 --> 00:30:46,350 whole new, thin, thin black ties. Black and white. Yeah. And 545 00:30:46,350 --> 00:30:48,630 you had black and white shoes. Scott, 546 00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:53,190 I was enamored, like, I yeah, I definitely liked you. And I made 547 00:30:53,190 --> 00:30:57,570 up for all the douchebaggery just like that, huh? Yeah. Okay. 548 00:30:58,650 --> 00:31:01,950 And then he friend requested me on Facebook that night. So I was 549 00:31:01,950 --> 00:31:03,630 like, Oh, he was we were 550 00:31:03,630 --> 00:31:04,980 gonna be working together. 551 00:31:05,010 --> 00:31:10,650 Oh, okay. Sure. Okay. And then, yeah, it took us six weeks to 552 00:31:10,650 --> 00:31:15,450 ask me out because you were busy. But during those six weeks 553 00:31:15,450 --> 00:31:18,300 while I was we were texting back and forth, but I did my 554 00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:20,730 reconnaissance. I started listening to the no agenda show, 555 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:25,350 which I think was around show 700 And something. Oh, really? 556 00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:28,260 Yeah, I started I heard all about nurse Tracy. I heard about 557 00:31:28,260 --> 00:31:34,920 nurse Tracy how she was your cultural attache. But I was 558 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,860 trying to like figure out who this person was and who you 559 00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:40,890 know, what was the about and but 560 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:46,080 you listen to the no agenda show around episode 700. Did you not 561 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:51,180 think to yourself? This guy's a nutjob? The shit he's talking 562 00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:51,330 about? 563 00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:54,330 This? No, that didn't cross my mind what crossed my mind was 564 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:57,870 Wow, he knows a lot about a lot. That's what I thought. 565 00:31:58,649 --> 00:32:01,259 That's enough about enough about too much. 566 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,050 I just thought you knew a lot about a lot and like a lot of 567 00:32:04,050 --> 00:32:07,530 things that I never even paid attention to. And then six weeks 568 00:32:07,530 --> 00:32:10,590 later, we went out on our first date. And then yeah, we just 569 00:32:10,590 --> 00:32:14,190 started having fun. And I remember early on into our 570 00:32:14,190 --> 00:32:16,680 dating you asked me what I thought about Hillary Clinton. 571 00:32:18,390 --> 00:32:21,000 Yeah, you asked me about what what do you think about the 572 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,640 Clintons? And then you asked me about Obama. See you were doing 573 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:24,960 reconnaissance on me? 574 00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:29,070 No, man. I don't think so. I was just trying to get to your 575 00:32:29,070 --> 00:32:32,730 lizard brain to activate you to hop in the sense, right? Cuz you 576 00:32:32,730 --> 00:32:36,360 said you had the player handbook. That's right. Here's 577 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,270 like, here's, here's how you get her in the sack. I'm like, okay, 578 00:32:39,270 --> 00:32:43,410 I can do. Hey, don't worry. I've got the player handbook. It'd be 579 00:32:43,410 --> 00:32:44,520 a great day. That's right. 580 00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:49,230 That's right. I remember that. You told me that the first day 581 00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:50,550 that you had the player handbook. 582 00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:53,070 I bought that thing too. Yeah, it was a PDF. 583 00:32:54,450 --> 00:33:00,810 It wasn't even a book. It's pulling it up right now. Yeah, I 584 00:33:00,810 --> 00:33:03,630 think he talked to John was disappointed that you were 585 00:33:03,630 --> 00:33:06,180 dating somebody because he wanted to live vicariously 586 00:33:06,180 --> 00:33:08,220 through your single Oh, no. 587 00:33:08,850 --> 00:33:11,280 That was horrible. Yeah, he didn't like that. Yeah, he 588 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,060 didn't know cuz you 589 00:33:12,060 --> 00:33:13,890 were like, I like this girl. And he was like, No. 590 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,330 Although he is the one that named you, the keeper. This is 591 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:22,350 can't find this. Oh, wait, I have it. You still have to have 592 00:33:22,350 --> 00:33:28,320 it. Yes. People need to know that. Tina is a hoarder of 593 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,710 certain things. mental things. sentimental things here. There's 594 00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:35,220 this order. You go. Oh, you can read it online. No, no, that's 595 00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:36,990 the Brenda Jackson. Oh, that's it. 596 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:42,270 Yeah, but Adam curry needed the player handbook. When he hit the 597 00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:43,140 dating scene. 598 00:33:43,860 --> 00:33:46,230 I was so bored of everything. And let me try this. 599 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:47,940 Let's talk about your Tinder date. Let's 600 00:33:47,940 --> 00:33:54,150 not. Let's not my profile, clearly stated six, five. So 601 00:33:54,150 --> 00:33:59,070 don't show up at five one and say, Oh, I'm surprised. Very 602 00:33:59,070 --> 00:33:59,520 bad. 603 00:33:59,699 --> 00:34:02,219 Anyway. So that's how we met and yeah, we just started having 604 00:34:02,219 --> 00:34:05,069 fun. And yeah, we just clicked so 605 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,670 about, about Hillary Clinton. I was gonna tell you this earlier. 606 00:34:09,030 --> 00:34:14,280 This is my transition skill. Here's what I heard. This is 607 00:34:14,310 --> 00:34:16,950 this is the gambit of all gambits. This would be so 608 00:34:16,950 --> 00:34:21,960 beautiful, you'll love this one. Oh, no, you know, Camela retires 609 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:27,120 now, VP retires gets a 25 This is exactly how I heard it. Okay. 610 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:31,560 So this is take it for what it's worth. These things have been 611 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,890 right before, I guess, a $25 million house, you know, taking 612 00:34:34,890 --> 00:34:39,660 care of boom, you know, she'll say that taxpayer money. No, 613 00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:42,300 this is all gonna be Democratic Party donor money. Yeah, that 614 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:44,160 they have to do something because they have a dead 615 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:49,710 president. Not on the money but in the Oval Office. They have a 616 00:34:49,710 --> 00:34:52,890 hated vice president who seemingly really can't do 617 00:34:52,890 --> 00:34:56,610 anything. So they have a problem and there's still all kinds of 618 00:34:56,610 --> 00:34:59,970 shit going on behind the scenes who's running the show? So 10 619 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,110 Technically the following wouldn't be possible vice 620 00:35:04,110 --> 00:35:08,970 president resigns for mental health reasons family whatever 621 00:35:08,970 --> 00:35:11,610 she wants this possible 622 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,890 Do you really think they're gonna let she's gonna let them 623 00:35:13,890 --> 00:35:17,310 disgrace her like that? He really think that 624 00:35:17,940 --> 00:35:20,400 look at what she's done to get to where she is today. She's 625 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,250 disgraced herself in many ways. So I don't think she will stoop 626 00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:24,840 to any level of whatever she needs. 627 00:35:25,860 --> 00:35:26,580 She's on. 628 00:35:26,970 --> 00:35:29,940 She may not have a choice. I don't know, she's may not have a 629 00:35:29,940 --> 00:35:30,660 choice on 630 00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:34,320 the country. She's on the United States stage right now a little 631 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:35,340 different. She may 632 00:35:35,490 --> 00:35:39,510 not have a choice. Okay. So go ahead, go into your head. Either 633 00:35:39,510 --> 00:35:44,610 you take the $25 million house and the mental health break or 634 00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:49,740 don't fly in small aircraft and stay out of the hot tub. I'm 635 00:35:49,740 --> 00:35:55,740 just being an evil evil doer. Okay. Joe immediately appoints 636 00:35:55,740 --> 00:35:59,040 his new vice Vice President, I check the 25th amendment. This 637 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,950 isn't this is not a vote. This is not a party thing. This is 638 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:06,330 yes. The vice the new vice president would have to be 639 00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:10,770 approved by the full House and Senate. And that would be 640 00:36:10,770 --> 00:36:15,150 Hillary Clinton. Joe retires. Hillary's personal shit. Okay. 641 00:36:15,180 --> 00:36:19,770 No way. Okay. Thank you. Bye. No House and Senate. Don't tell me 642 00:36:19,770 --> 00:36:22,740 I think I'm just telling you what I see. That's why they 643 00:36:22,740 --> 00:36:25,860 would have to do it very quickly, because they barely 644 00:36:25,860 --> 00:36:29,670 have the Senate now. And I'm not sure if the vice president 645 00:36:29,670 --> 00:36:34,110 resigns. Does she still have the deciding vote? In the Senate? 646 00:36:35,310 --> 00:36:39,300 Hmm. I just heard it. I was like, okay, that's that's 647 00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:42,030 pretty. That's pretty eloquent. That's out of all the people 648 00:36:42,030 --> 00:36:45,960 what else? What else can they do? Just let, I guess they can 649 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,080 just hobble Joe along. He seems to be doing fine. He's bumbling 650 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:52,380 everyone. No one cares anymore. Just do it. Yeah. We all know 651 00:36:52,380 --> 00:36:53,580 that he's not doing it a meat 652 00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:57,690 puppet. Um, out of all the people they would look at 653 00:36:57,690 --> 00:37:00,450 Hillary Clinton. I don't I don't Has this ever happened in the 654 00:37:00,450 --> 00:37:01,380 history of the 655 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:05,850 president vice presidents have resigned? Yeah, Spiro Agnew. He 656 00:37:05,850 --> 00:37:09,810 was he was he was bad dude. And who was? Who was who was your 657 00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:10,920 Nixon was president? 658 00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:12,810 Who was he replaced with then? 659 00:37:13,980 --> 00:37:17,130 Oh, was that? Was that Gerald Ford at 660 00:37:17,130 --> 00:37:20,340 the time? I guess the Democratic machine is so 661 00:37:21,180 --> 00:37:25,770 all political machines. Yeah. Not just the Democrat machine. 662 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,130 I don't know Hillary Clinton seems like a far fetched. 663 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,670 Yeah, he was succeeded. But by Gerald Gerald Ford. She is 664 00:37:32,670 --> 00:37:37,170 not liked at all. At all. That's going from that's that's going 665 00:37:37,170 --> 00:37:40,980 from terrible to worse. In my mind. 666 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:47,130 Well, no, cuz, look, it doesn't matter. Because the media, the 667 00:37:47,130 --> 00:37:51,540 media, in general will just run it. Yeah. A cup is just running 668 00:37:51,630 --> 00:37:57,750 a cover from ah, I believe it when I see it. I'm skeptical. 669 00:37:58,530 --> 00:38:03,360 You since you're on, you're the Twitter afficionado. 670 00:38:03,390 --> 00:38:06,900 Yeah, what can I tell you? I got it. Right. So 671 00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:10,770 everyone now I really didn't participate much in this. 672 00:38:12,330 --> 00:38:16,530 Because I really just don't care. But a lot of people really 673 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:21,300 hated Jack Dorsey. Really? Yeah, I would say so. They also Oh, 674 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:24,720 Jack sucks Jack's making letting this happen. Jack's letting the 675 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:29,730 the President being D platform. So what's the vibe now that the 676 00:38:29,730 --> 00:38:33,390 jack is gone? And we're getting the new guy whose name we can't 677 00:38:33,390 --> 00:38:33,930 remember. 678 00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:36,750 What is his name by Dr. either? 679 00:38:36,810 --> 00:38:40,770 I don't know what I don't know. Let me see. He's the chief 680 00:38:40,770 --> 00:38:41,400 technical. You know, 681 00:38:41,490 --> 00:38:45,180 his name is I'm probably butchering this Parag ag 682 00:38:45,210 --> 00:38:46,740 gridwall Okay, that's 683 00:38:46,740 --> 00:38:50,820 not a cool CEO name and it's even worse DJ name. So this guy 684 00:38:50,850 --> 00:38:52,830 should not be in this position. Well, people 685 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:56,760 were upset because he obviously didn't cleanse his Twitter feed 686 00:38:56,790 --> 00:39:01,080 and he had posted in November 2020 This tweet that said Our 687 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,260 role is not to be bound by the First Amendment focusing less on 688 00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:07,350 thinking about free speech but thinking about how the times 689 00:39:07,350 --> 00:39:12,840 have changed and then also on the heels of of that coming out 690 00:39:13,230 --> 00:39:15,840 they had just made an announcement where you cannot 691 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:19,920 share any images on Twitter without the person's consent 692 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,060 you How does how's that going? 693 00:39:21,060 --> 00:39:25,200 I have no idea no idea how they're going to manage that and 694 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,710 a lot of people are saying that the censor the censorship is 695 00:39:28,710 --> 00:39:31,890 just going to get worse now under this person to me all four 696 00:39:31,890 --> 00:39:34,260 that's gonna become a liberal I know you are but it's gonna 697 00:39:34,260 --> 00:39:36,840 become a liberal echo chamber. I mean, it really already is 698 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,690 people think that to scribble think a lot of people are 699 00:39:39,690 --> 00:39:41,880 connected to Twitter, but they're not. There's no There's 700 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:47,670 a it's small numbers of who's actually on Twitter. But the 701 00:39:47,670 --> 00:39:50,610 liberal voices that are on there really loud and it's just gonna 702 00:39:50,610 --> 00:39:51,990 be a liberal echo chamber. 703 00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:53,280 What is it that keeps you there? 704 00:39:54,390 --> 00:39:56,370 My favorites that I keep going to 705 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,100 when I can tell you when are you in the liberal echo chamber? 706 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:04,740 I am I have to listen to some of them. I know this guy, I can't 707 00:40:04,740 --> 00:40:09,330 stand her. But I have to see what she's saying because I've 708 00:40:09,330 --> 00:40:15,390 got to understand her thinking and Molly Dzung fast who is 709 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:19,920 equally as bad when? RUBIN Okay, let's fucking terrible. All 710 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,710 right. Let's go back first of all, Jennifer Rubin. She's a 711 00:40:22,710 --> 00:40:23,400 journalist. 712 00:40:23,460 --> 00:40:26,640 Well, she claims to be a Republican, but she's really 713 00:40:26,670 --> 00:40:27,450 not. 714 00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:33,600 But she's a journalist. Yeah. Okay. Amy says kind is what just 715 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,590 a troublemaker. She's 716 00:40:34,589 --> 00:40:39,929 a journalist to hold on or what? Hold on, I'll tell you. But yes, 717 00:40:39,929 --> 00:40:41,609 I have to I have to. 718 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:45,120 I see I'd made a terrible mistake. What I did not bring 719 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:46,920 the wine bottle into the studio. You 720 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:50,100 probably need to get that. She says she's an activist, feminist 721 00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:54,390 and author, the weekly list and podcast our care are archived at 722 00:40:54,810 --> 00:40:59,100 Anand Annenberg pen. She's the founder president of the new 723 00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:02,640 agenda. Oh, she's a former Wall Street executive. She's 724 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:03,330 horrible. 725 00:41:04,470 --> 00:41:07,500 Doesn't say them in her profile. I'm also horrible. She's, 726 00:41:07,649 --> 00:41:11,579 I mean, Stacey. Abrams, just announced that she's running for 727 00:41:11,579 --> 00:41:15,359 Georgia Governor in 2022. And she is all over that. Like she 728 00:41:15,359 --> 00:41:18,539 is like, donate. This is so awesome. 729 00:41:18,570 --> 00:41:22,290 But that's okay. See, you're acting a little triggered by it. 730 00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:24,390 Yeah, that's okay. 731 00:41:25,530 --> 00:41:29,190 Yeah, but I think this is part of this is the other part of 732 00:41:29,190 --> 00:41:32,460 Tina, who loves sales. And that achievement is a part of Tina 733 00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:36,390 that wants to go and just fight. Oh, yeah. It's Indiana versus 734 00:41:36,390 --> 00:41:37,050 Chicago. 735 00:41:37,110 --> 00:41:41,040 I don't know how many times I have. I don't know how many 736 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:46,230 times I have typed out a tweet and deleted it. Because, ah, 737 00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:48,780 yeah, these people drive me crazy. But I have to I have to 738 00:41:48,780 --> 00:41:53,430 hear both sides. I have to, just to kind of stay present to it. 739 00:41:53,430 --> 00:41:56,370 All right, but my favorites are that oh my gosh. 740 00:41:56,370 --> 00:41:58,830 Oh, hold on. Hold on with your favorite Toller. I'm gonna go 741 00:41:58,830 --> 00:42:05,940 get the bottle. Okay. So maybe we can get one of those. St. 742 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:10,500 Bernard flasks for underneath Phoebe's chin. No, no filler was 743 00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:10,860 wine. 744 00:42:10,890 --> 00:42:13,770 No, we just need to get the decanter to capture. Pour the 745 00:42:13,770 --> 00:42:17,610 whole bottle in there and just bring it in the studio. Not an 746 00:42:17,610 --> 00:42:22,710 alkie Hmm. I don't drink that much. Yeah, but we could easily 747 00:42:22,710 --> 00:42:23,700 do bottom line. 748 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:25,950 A whole bottle. Yeah, we've 749 00:42:25,950 --> 00:42:29,850 done it before. Okay, so my favorites on Twitter. These are 750 00:42:29,850 --> 00:42:33,510 my go twos. I go to them every day just to see what's going on. 751 00:42:34,140 --> 00:42:34,950 Of course you 752 00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:36,960 don't post anything. 753 00:42:36,990 --> 00:42:39,540 No, I know. But I look at your responses. And I look to see if 754 00:42:39,540 --> 00:42:41,550 you're liking any hot chicks tweets. 755 00:42:41,610 --> 00:42:48,390 Is that do you really know? Are you really? Alright? Because I 756 00:42:48,390 --> 00:42:52,140 said it earlier at lunch I said, Oh, yeah, there was this Dutch 757 00:42:52,140 --> 00:42:56,550 woman she she said I don't look so good or swoon or whatever I 758 00:42:56,550 --> 00:42:59,550 said, and I hit her profile picture first to see if she 759 00:42:59,550 --> 00:43:02,940 wasn't too hot. So I could like her tweet. I'm not stupid. 760 00:43:03,780 --> 00:43:06,750 Stupid. And you pull it up. She looks good. I'm like 761 00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:11,460 I'm like close up. Yeah. Whoo. 762 00:43:13,620 --> 00:43:15,480 Wow. So judgmental. No, I 763 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:16,470 know. I know. Anyway. 764 00:43:17,490 --> 00:43:20,250 So you're Indiana versus Chicago. You have this fighting 765 00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:24,810 you but you, you, you wasted all on these on these numbnuts What 766 00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:29,310 do you mean? Oh, you're yelling at numbnuts people are no good. 767 00:43:29,550 --> 00:43:32,040 You know, I'm not condemning it. I'm sorry. I'm not condemning 768 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:35,040 it. Yeah. Yeah. Did you like it though? You really enjoyed it, 769 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:38,010 too. I do. But I don't get in the fray too much. Because 770 00:43:38,550 --> 00:43:40,860 although I did tell some guy today that he was living under a 771 00:43:40,860 --> 00:43:41,370 rock. 772 00:43:41,399 --> 00:43:44,579 Oh, my God. You went all out on that. He 773 00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:48,360 was I was questioning the CDC. He's like the CDC is saved 774 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,210 people blah, blah, blah. Well, you must be living under a rock. 775 00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:54,000 And he goes That's so funny. Because poor you talking about? 776 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,590 And I said, I said, believe me I understand. But I said 777 00:43:58,590 --> 00:44:00,780 something. Hold on. I'll tell you exactly what I said. I'll 778 00:44:00,780 --> 00:44:07,230 tell you exactly what I said. You'll like this. He said, Yes. 779 00:44:07,230 --> 00:44:10,290 The funny part is, is that you think it's me. I said I 780 00:44:10,290 --> 00:44:12,750 understand how difficult it is when you're living in math 781 00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:14,280 formation. Look it up. 782 00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:18,600 Look it up. Sick, burned, burned. 783 00:44:19,169 --> 00:44:23,309 Anyway, my go to people are Tim Poole. I always go to Tim Poole. 784 00:44:23,309 --> 00:44:24,539 He's kind of snarky on 785 00:44:25,620 --> 00:44:29,550 Twitter, by the way. Now that you're doing a podcast now 786 00:44:29,550 --> 00:44:32,190 you're gonna see what it's like to get snark. Yeah, that's okay. 787 00:44:32,220 --> 00:44:35,790 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Like, you know, no, D tag me that. I don't 788 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:36,360 I really 789 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,580 don't. It's all my personal opinion. And if you're offended 790 00:44:38,580 --> 00:44:42,240 by it, I don't really care. I really don't. Um, I follow Jesse 791 00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:46,680 Kelly who is hilarious, because I like the snark. I really like 792 00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:48,870 the example of Jessica. Let's 793 00:44:48,870 --> 00:44:56,340 see. Let me see here. So he had tweeted, been thinking about 794 00:44:56,340 --> 00:44:59,460 this for a while when we break up as a nation and I begin 795 00:44:59,460 --> 00:45:02,910 forming the world Public of Jesse, I'm obviously going to be 796 00:45:02,910 --> 00:45:06,150 dictator for some time until I get everything sorted out. But 797 00:45:06,150 --> 00:45:09,390 I'm gonna give Clarence Thomas veto power and everything. And 798 00:45:09,390 --> 00:45:13,140 so this woman goes, Can I be VTP? And he goes, No, there will 799 00:45:13,140 --> 00:45:15,750 be no women in my administration. You're welcome 800 00:45:15,750 --> 00:45:19,740 to apply for something in nursing or Secretary Work. I 801 00:45:19,740 --> 00:45:22,110 love the Snark because I know that he's I know that he's 802 00:45:22,110 --> 00:45:26,400 kidding. I like Matt Walsh, too. He's very snarky to I guess I'm 803 00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:30,540 attracted the Snark and Glenn Greenwald, who I think is 804 00:45:30,570 --> 00:45:34,470 unbelievably intelligent. I just really like the way that he 805 00:45:35,070 --> 00:45:38,520 I can report something and get through a whole substack of his 806 00:45:38,550 --> 00:45:41,640 it's just too long. I'll see. I find them so informative. And 807 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:45,090 they are and but I know what he's gonna say it's, yeah, 808 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:48,180 I mean, he uncovers things he's uncovering right now he wrote 809 00:45:48,180 --> 00:45:52,740 this substack about this organization that I forget what 810 00:45:52,740 --> 00:45:55,530 their, what the name is, I can look it up but about how they 811 00:45:55,530 --> 00:45:59,160 protect animals from doing experiments. And he went after 812 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:04,650 pouches and I and I and in a ID Yeah, and how they were doing 813 00:46:04,650 --> 00:46:09,660 the experiments on the beagles. And how, yeah, because because 814 00:46:10,350 --> 00:46:15,420 this is what it's all just nastiness. Of course. Of course. 815 00:46:15,420 --> 00:46:17,400 There's all kinds of experiments, but I never kinds 816 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,170 of cute animals all day long. And here's 817 00:46:19,170 --> 00:46:22,680 my point. I never knew about anything about that. No, I have 818 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:23,250 for your man. 819 00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:27,060 Tested on on cute beagles. I was asleep 820 00:46:27,060 --> 00:46:30,750 until I met you. I was asleep. I was just you know, I was in the 821 00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:32,580 dating scene. I was just trying to it's a 822 00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:40,980 modern day. free meal. Did you like it? Do you like your free 823 00:46:40,980 --> 00:46:45,390 meal? How's it how's your ride so far? Pretty good. 824 00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:49,470 No, I mean, I was asleep. That's another well let me finish my 825 00:46:49,530 --> 00:46:52,320 let me finish my Glenn Greenwald. Grant. Glenn 826 00:46:52,410 --> 00:46:56,040 Greenwald. Good. Don't rap. I'm Candace Owen. I like her too, 827 00:46:56,040 --> 00:47:00,870 because she's fucking smart. Yeah, she's smart. I like Jack. 828 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:06,180 So because sobic Yeah, I used to like Scott Adams, but he's too 829 00:47:06,180 --> 00:47:06,540 pompous. 830 00:47:06,839 --> 00:47:11,099 thermofax. Where's Moe fax in this list. Huh? What's a white 831 00:47:11,099 --> 00:47:12,359 man lady? Oh, I 832 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:16,680 know, Karen is what I like to be. Like zubi 833 00:47:17,850 --> 00:47:21,180 zubi? Is the black face of white supremacy. We all know. Yeah. 834 00:47:21,180 --> 00:47:25,230 I like him to to be as cool. Yeah. So I so every morning I go 835 00:47:25,230 --> 00:47:27,390 through and I look at everybody's tweets. And then 836 00:47:27,390 --> 00:47:29,430 from there, I go down rabbit holes, and then I share them 837 00:47:29,430 --> 00:47:31,890 with you. So if anyone's 838 00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:35,850 listening on a podcasting 2.0 app, you can boost at any time. 839 00:47:36,930 --> 00:47:40,890 We're not gonna take any PayPal or any Patreon. We definitely 840 00:47:40,890 --> 00:47:43,680 want to get some feedback here. I actually have the and you've 841 00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:49,020 probably never even heard these. Any of these? No, you don't 842 00:47:49,020 --> 00:47:49,140 know. 843 00:47:49,410 --> 00:47:51,360 I don't listen to the podcasting, too. Oh, yeah. 844 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,520 So we have a whole bunch to remind people, it's time to 845 00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:58,650 boost boost. And then we have Dame Jennifer, here's your cue 846 00:47:58,650 --> 00:48:06,510 to booth. You know, you want to have Benjamin the Frenchman. 847 00:48:08,250 --> 00:48:11,760 And now, as the French say, it is timeful. 848 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:19,200 Loose. Nice. Boost to Graham and they'll come up right on that 849 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:22,050 screen over there. That's what I've been showing here. Nice. 850 00:48:22,110 --> 00:48:25,860 Nice. Yeah. So definitely, we want to be stacking SATs here. 851 00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:29,460 That's that's all we have left. Yeah. Is your sales and stacking 852 00:48:29,460 --> 00:48:30,330 SATs go? 853 00:48:31,470 --> 00:48:34,320 And then we'll see how this show shakes out. We're not sure where 854 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,540 I'm like, like Adam said earlier. I'm interested in 855 00:48:36,540 --> 00:48:38,280 hearing what you want to hear. So 856 00:48:38,310 --> 00:48:42,000 yeah, and we'll need things like a website. Yeah. I mean, there's 857 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,300 so many builds on for us. Yeah, exactly. We have nice and low 858 00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:50,400 merch. merch. We need artwork slow, slow, but yeah, okay. Yes. 859 00:48:50,430 --> 00:48:57,570 Do we need that? We do. I'm a Korean keeper.com. We have that. 860 00:48:57,630 --> 00:49:02,160 So basically, it's a page with our logo and a link to this 861 00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:07,950 first show. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I think we will do it on the 862 00:49:07,950 --> 00:49:10,710 alternative. weeks for more facts. Yeah, we'll see where it 863 00:49:10,710 --> 00:49:15,270 goes. Just catch up. Yeah. Hey, let's talk about our dog. Oh my 864 00:49:15,270 --> 00:49:19,230 god. What do you become a dog person? 865 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:23,910 Oh my gosh. Adam is enamored with this dog. I've never seen 866 00:49:24,090 --> 00:49:26,490 I've never seen this out of him at all. I mean, I've never 867 00:49:26,490 --> 00:49:28,530 really been around you with dogs. But 868 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:32,520 you see me with children? Yes. With children. Yes. You adore 869 00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:36,330 this dog though. You adore her. Well, this dog found us. Yes, he 870 00:49:36,330 --> 00:49:36,660 did. 871 00:49:36,690 --> 00:49:43,050 Thank you, Dame. Alicia and David Julian right. I don't know 872 00:49:43,050 --> 00:49:47,130 their exact names. Sir Julian, sir Julian, but you know him as 873 00:49:47,130 --> 00:49:47,940 something else. So 874 00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:52,080 I know him is David but doesn't matter. I know, the three other 875 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,600 names and all kinds of code names and it was working at his 876 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:58,950 previous company. So yeah. Yeah, that would that would. It's 877 00:49:58,950 --> 00:50:03,150 really interesting because cuz I think it was my I must say it 878 00:50:03,150 --> 00:50:07,350 was Uncle Don years ago and this is before I met you. He said, Do 879 00:50:07,350 --> 00:50:12,570 you have any pets? To you really consider a pet a dog. It brings 880 00:50:12,570 --> 00:50:15,720 a lot of love into the house. And that did stick with me. And 881 00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:22,830 I've had dogs and tons of dogs and cats and goats and horses 882 00:50:22,830 --> 00:50:29,640 and all kinds of stuff. swans. Yeah. But it was, but never this 883 00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:34,020 conscious. Like, we have a great life. You know, we had there was 884 00:50:34,020 --> 00:50:37,050 no reason for us to screw everything up with something 885 00:50:37,050 --> 00:50:43,170 that's gonna suck. I mean, yes, it was there. So we were very 886 00:50:43,170 --> 00:50:45,840 conscious about this. And we were first thinking about a 887 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,220 puppy. Well, I 888 00:50:47,220 --> 00:50:49,440 wanted a Bernie doodle and you didn't want a dog. 889 00:50:49,470 --> 00:50:52,560 I don't want anything with a name. Yes. Doodle. Just sucks 890 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:57,630 balls. It's it's deep balling is not masculine. I told him I 891 00:50:57,630 --> 00:51:02,220 said, Hey, we're gonna get it. Bernie. Bernie. He has a fucking 892 00:51:02,220 --> 00:51:06,150 doodle dog himself, Frank. Doodle. 893 00:51:06,270 --> 00:51:08,610 I know. But you agreed to it. So we had made this. 894 00:51:09,090 --> 00:51:13,620 I am a good man. I know. Like, I will love the dog. Even if it's 895 00:51:13,620 --> 00:51:14,250 a doodle. 896 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,280 It's like he will. I won't tell anybody. It's a doodle. Well, 897 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:20,760 Bernese Mountain Dog poodle is the number one sex worker dog in 898 00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:23,400 the industry. Or like meeting with me like whenever 899 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:26,760 I see one of these, he said, your dad's a fucking poodle. 900 00:51:28,140 --> 00:51:32,310 Stinky as poodle. So sorry, sorry, poodle owners. I know. 901 00:51:32,310 --> 00:51:34,260 I'm being very, very racist. 902 00:51:34,290 --> 00:51:37,950 So this was this was the Saturday before we went to the 903 00:51:37,950 --> 00:51:41,520 Bastrop meetup. And we had I had filled out the application and 904 00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:45,420 we had an interview with the puppy, the Bernie doodle puppy 905 00:51:45,420 --> 00:51:49,170 person on Monday. And so we had made the decision. We're going 906 00:51:49,170 --> 00:51:49,770 to do this. Yeah. 907 00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,890 I didn't know you have to have an interview. They want to make 908 00:51:52,890 --> 00:51:59,670 sure we have to do credit check. Sample. Almost. Yeah. I didn't 909 00:51:59,670 --> 00:52:02,460 realize that but okay, I'm going along with the game. I'm good. 910 00:52:02,460 --> 00:52:03,690 I'm like, this would be fun. He's like, 911 00:52:03,690 --> 00:52:06,840 I'm not gonna say it's a doodle anything, but it's a dog. And 912 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:10,980 then we go and we meet Phoebe. That that night. I met Phoebe. 913 00:52:11,100 --> 00:52:15,210 Mm hmm. And we're in Adams like this is this is karmic, we this 914 00:52:15,210 --> 00:52:17,040 dog was presented to us she needs a home. 915 00:52:17,069 --> 00:52:20,399 Well, it's really, really weird because here we are about to do 916 00:52:20,399 --> 00:52:26,579 an interview. For a doodle do a precision bred dog in the years 917 00:52:26,579 --> 00:52:34,469 this this beautiful, very demure, obviously in need of 918 00:52:34,469 --> 00:52:39,029 love and a need of a home dog. That wasn't even named by its 919 00:52:39,029 --> 00:52:42,059 rescuers. No, they wouldn't name her because they knew they 920 00:52:42,059 --> 00:52:45,659 couldn't keep her. Yeah. And it says like this. And then they 921 00:52:45,659 --> 00:52:48,629 said, if it doesn't work out, you can bring her back. Why you 922 00:52:48,629 --> 00:52:51,569 Come on? I mean, that was that's the most beautiful offer ever. 923 00:52:51,599 --> 00:52:56,609 Yeah, but I think we knew the next day like nah. Well, you 924 00:52:56,609 --> 00:52:58,949 kept saying I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. I'm waiting 925 00:52:58,949 --> 00:53:01,259 for the other. This dog is perfect. 926 00:53:01,379 --> 00:53:05,249 She has we have not had one issue with her at not one issue 927 00:53:05,249 --> 00:53:08,549 at all. Not one no and good thing we didn't name her Whitey 928 00:53:09,270 --> 00:53:11,370 because she likes to bark at Mexicans. 929 00:53:12,870 --> 00:53:17,640 John said we should have named Whitey Rahel Whitey horrible now 930 00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:20,670 she's Yeah, we got lucky and they think she's about two years 931 00:53:20,670 --> 00:53:23,160 old but I think she's older. I think she's between three and 932 00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,370 four because she's does not really have much puppy in her at 933 00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:29,430 all. She plays a little bit and then she just sleeps 20 hours a 934 00:53:29,430 --> 00:53:29,730 day. 935 00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:33,960 But no that's not possible because every four hours it's 936 00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,960 like she she has to go out I'm gonna take her out I'm gonna 937 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:41,400 walk with I'm gonna go out there's not there's no way she 938 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:42,780 can sleep 20 hours a day she's 939 00:53:42,780 --> 00:53:46,320 walked seems like she is walked yes walk now she's she's 940 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:51,360 definitely been a great addition to our to our life. So and she's 941 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:53,850 been easy. It's been great. Yeah. 942 00:53:54,030 --> 00:53:58,050 All right here in the hill country to wrap it up. Yeah, 943 00:53:58,050 --> 00:54:01,800 let's wrap it up. We're almost an hour. Oh my gosh. Yeah, we're 944 00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:06,210 pretty good at yapping away. So it's all correspondence 945 00:54:06,270 --> 00:54:11,040 everything you want to say Tina at Curry calm because it don't 946 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:16,230 send it to me. Just gonna go just gonna get long Adams gonna 947 00:54:16,230 --> 00:54:16,860 get lost 948 00:54:17,580 --> 00:54:19,560 me. It was pretty talking with you today. 949 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:29,580 Hey, I'd like to shoes. Thanks. See in two weeks, okay. That'd 950 00:54:29,580 --> 00:54:31,530 be good because I think you live here. Yeah, I 951 00:54:31,530 --> 00:55:06,060 do. Karianna keeper